About Us

David Richard Willis is a 29-year-old associate at a law firm who enjoys theatre, drone photography and planking. He is energetic and inspiring, but can also be very sneaky and a bit unkind.

He has had one affair so far. He cheated on boyfriend, Erik, with 22-year-old pick pocket, Simone Austin. He is currently single.

He is a Japanese Jedi who defines himself as gay. He has a post-graduate degree in law.

Physically, David is in good shape. He is average-height with fair skin, grey hair and black eyes.

He grew up in a middle class neighbourhood. He was raised in a happy family home with two loving parents.

He is currently single. His most recent romance was with a pick pocket called Simone Marshall Austin, who was the same age as him. Simone died in 2019.The papers reported the cause of death: ‘accident – laughed self to death’

David has one child with late bit on the side Simone: Morgan aged 1.

David’s best friend is an associate at a law firm called Marnie Carpenter. They are inseparable. He also hangs around with Jo Driscoll and Piper Rogers. They enjoy podcasting together.